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2:11

May 17th

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kanyewestmidlands:

sometimes im robin

sometimes im patrice

(Source: missingmyponds)

16:10

May 16th

¦ 26563

thatzak:

You hear their voices in your head.

(Source: waltdisdream)

14:54

Apr 27th

¦ 13539

light-em-up-im-on-fire:

HEEEEEEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT. 

(Source: jensen-forever-in-my-heart)

17:44

Apr 25th

¦ 10678

lostloona:

pretty sure someone already done this….

12:56

Apr 21st

¦ 4857

(Source: besthunters)

14:47

Apr 13th

¦ 51429

arathnait:

automatic reblog. every time.

DEAN’S. FACE.

23:25

Apr 11th

¦ 13773

(Source: gisbourne)

12:19

Apr 10th

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16:07

Apr 7th

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Track: I'll Make A Hunter Out Of You
Artist: Bobby Singer ft. Team Free Will and Crowley
Playcount: 36,160

frosted-dragons:

I’m so sorry, I made another song. Based of “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Disney’s Mulan, Bobby tries to help Castiel and the boys become the hunters they were meant to be. Of course, they get a little carried away. All voices by me. Enjoy!

————

CASTIEL: I think I’d like to become a hunter.
DEAN: Cas…you can’t just
become a hunter. It takes hard work, dedication, and conditioning. Plus a healthy level of badassness and courage. Like, can you even shoot a gun?
CASTIEL: I think I can handle it, Dean. After all, I have killed before. I’m an angel of the Lord. I can handle a gun if my angel blade won’t suffice.
SAM: I don’t know Cas, you really think you can handle being a hunter? It’s hard not only physically, but mentally too. You really can’t have attachments.
BOBBY: Ah shut up boys, you don’t know the dog’s nuts about being a real damn hunter.
DEAN: Oh really? And you do?
BOBBY: Listen up, idjits, I’ll make a hunter out of you.  

BOBBY:

Let’s get down to business
Grab the salt and guns
Did they send me pussies
When I asked for sons?
You’re the dumbest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we’re through
Idjits, I’ll make hunters
out of you

Now listen up.

First y’all do your research
On the witch, or djinn
Once you find what kills it
you are sure to win

You’re a spineless, pale
pathetic lot (Dean: Hey!)
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make hunters
out of you

DEAN:
Bobby you’re a real
Pain in the ass

SAM:
Say good-bye chicks and whiskey

CASTIEL:
I don’t understand
The voice says I’m all out!

DEAN:
Jeez, Cas, just forget the phone!

 CROWLEY:
This is really too amusing.

BOBBY:
Now I really wish that I
Had some more gin
(Be a Man)



DEAN:
We must be swift as

The coursing river
(Be a man)


CASTIEL:

With all the force
Of a great typhoon
(Be a man)


BOBBY:

What the hell are y’all
Singing about

SAM:
Mysterious as the

Dark side of the moon

CASTIEL:
Time is racing toward us

till Lucifer’s rise


BOBBY:

Then why don’t ya shut up
And you might survive

CROWLEY:
You’re unsuited for
Hell’s opening door
So pack up, go home
you’re through
How could he make hunters
out of you?

(Be a man)

SAM, DEAN, CASTIEL:
We must be swift as

the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon 

Hah!

BOBBY: Well good luck out there boys, your sorry asses are gonna need it.