How I Met Your Father
#The year was 2008 #I had just gotten back from hell and reunited with your uncle Sammy and uncle Bobby #—after the usual questioning that is— #upon realizing that they hadn’t been the ones to get me out #we set out to find out just what had done it #we contacted a psychic uncle Bobby knew #she lost her sight while using her…well ‘sight’ but she was able to give us a name #’Castiel’ #I didn’t know what he could be #but me and uncle Bobby went on ahead and prepared a place to summon him #when we did the barn we were in began to shake #like a hurricane was passing through #which considering what came next was not quite so wrong #the doors opened. a figure appeared. and sparks flew #it was love at first sight #as it was natural I stood next to Bobby and we both shot at him #I did the duck lips to attract him —they were very popular back then— #and just like that I had him #he came towards me #held my gaze as he crossed the room and Bobby and I continued to shoot #when he got there and put Bobby out #he looked at me and introduced himself #saying he was the one who had gripped me tight and raised me from perdition #I ofcourse thanked him and proceeded to stab him #only to have him smile #having stated intent I then thanked him properly #it was a good thing he had put uncle Bobby out #because I don’t think he would have appreciated the sights that followed next #though I sure did #and…kids
is that hermione granger
It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.
Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
there i go scraping my vagina off the floor again
An actual fucking TARDIS.
Well.. a satellite replica of a TARDIS.
It’s going to be launched into orbit for the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who.
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT FREAKING OUT OVER THIS
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
I SECOND THE TSHIRT REQUEST SO HARD
something must be done about the hp fandom
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”